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 Posted: Fri Nov 14th, 2008 06:36 pm
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beejmi
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning
coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black
hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second
hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men
walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He
respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am
so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is
it?'

'My wife's.' 'What happened to her?' The man replied,
'My dog attacked and killed her.'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law.

She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on
her.'


A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed.
between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'


'Get in line.'