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 Posted: Wed Sep 19th, 2018 10:33 pm
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Machiavelli



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Mana: 
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."