Heenan Fan wrote: Yep, me too.
B.B. King's wife was wondering what to get her husband for his birthday. "What do you get for a man who has everything", she's thinking. So Mrs. King decides to pay tribute to her legendary husband by getting a tattoo of his name to imortalize him. She has a B tatooed on each of her hiney cheecks.
When B.B. arrives home, she proudly says, "Look what I got you for your birthday, honey." She turns around, pulls down her pants, and bends over.
B.B. says, "That's nice dear, BUT WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?!!"
I heard Super Dave tell that joke on Norm McDonald's show.