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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:17 pm
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "What should I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!"

The doctor tells him to bend over so he could have a look at his ass. "That's odd," he says. "Your asshole is ten inches wide! I thought elelephants had long, thin penises?"

"Yeah, but he fingered me first!"