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 Posted: Sun Nov 1st, 2020 07:59 am
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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?


Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.



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 Posted: Mon Nov 2nd, 2020 11:12 am
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What did Cinderella do wben she got to the ball?



Gaggged.



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 Posted: Mon Nov 2nd, 2020 11:35 am
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Three black roosters are sitting on a fence. A little boy ask his mother how many feet 3 roosters have.

"Six," she replies.

"Well, how many eyes do the three roosters have?"

"Six."

"Okay, but how many beaks do the three roosters have?"

"Three, honey."

"Uh huh...so, see that white cat sitting over there by the roosters? How many hairs are on that white cat's head?"

"I don't really know the answer to that one sweetie."

"Mom! How come you know so much about black cocks and nothing about white pussy?"



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"I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000

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 Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2020 08:20 pm
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How did poor Pinocchio finally found out he was made of wood?



He was masturbating and his hand and cock caught on fire.



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"I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000

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 Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2020 08:29 pm
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A little 5 year old boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues down the hallway, muttering to himself, "Boy, and that bitch gets mad at me for sucking my thumb!"



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 Posted: Thu Nov 12th, 2020 02:15 pm
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 Posted: Mon Nov 16th, 2020 12:24 pm
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My grandfather was an aviation pioneer. He was the first luggage clerk.

He was the guy in Paris who lost Charles Linbergh's luggage.

He tried to tell Lindbergh it was on a different flight.



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 Posted: Tue Mar 23rd, 2021 02:47 pm
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Look out everybody! They're coming.

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 Posted: Tue Apr 13th, 2021 05:21 am
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Anyone going?

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 Posted: Mon Apr 19th, 2021 01:14 pm
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Who woulda thunk it

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 Posted: Mon May 3rd, 2021 05:26 am
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Bruce Jenner has turned up missing.


They're going to put his picture on a carton of 'half and half'

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 Posted: Mon May 3rd, 2021 04:34 pm
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Mr. & Mrs. Rossi went to a sex therapist to see if they could spice up 
their marriage a bit. After listening to their sex lives, or lack therof, the therapist
said he had just the thing to help them & would demonstrate.
With that, he & Mrs. Rossi went at it like 2 rabbits, every way possible with Mrs. Rossi 
having multiple orgasms. When they finished, Mrs. Rossi was still on the couch moaning 
with pleasure.
The therapist then remarked to the hushand, "There, that's whats missing from your
marriage. Do you think you can manage it ? To which the husband replied, "well, I can drop her off Monday to Wednesday. The 
rest of the week I golf".





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