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This mall Santa has been more naughty than nice.

A pervy [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.3,-71.8&spn=3.0,3.0&q=42.3,-71.8 (Massachusetts)&t=h]Massachusetts[/url] man playing Old St. Nick was arrested after pinching the butt of a teenage female elf at the [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.1465,-70.842&spn=0.01,0.01&q=42.1465,-70.842 (Hanover%20Mall)&t=h]Hanover Mall[/url], cops say.

Herbert Jones, 62, now faces indecent assault and battery after cops say he got handsy with Santa’s Little Helper, leaving the teen in tears as she recounted what had happened to detectives, The Smoking Gun reports.

Though a dead-ringer for Santa Claus, Jones won’t be delivering gifts on Christmas Eve: He’s due back in court on Dec. 24.

“I wish you were a few years older and I was younger,” the bearded fat man reportedly told the teen, who quit her job after the alleged assault.

Jones denied the inappropriate touching but a second witness reportedly saw the grab, according to the police report.

Jones had changed out of his Santa costume when he was arrested and booked, cops wrote in their police report.

A judge released the sick Santa on Monday, but barred him from the mall — and from playing St. Nick for the rest of the holiday season.

“I see that you bear a certain resemblance, but you’re not going to be able to do that this year,” Judge Francis Marini told Jones, [url=http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.3102777778,-71.2372222222&spn=0.01,0.01&q=42.3102777778,-71.2372222222 (WCVB-TV)&t=h]WCVB-TV[/url] reports.

He was let go on $1,000 bail, posted by his wife.

 


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LOL @ December 24 court date

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You know, if you added a beard to the picture of a certain poster often accused of dirty things with underagers...

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Hey, the old man is definitely a perv, but just checking out the story ...the chick was 18 (thus a "teen"ager). Based on what some of the 18 yr olds look like around here nowadays, I'm guessing this chick dressed up in an elf costume probably looked like she was on her way to a Vivid Video shoot. So, this isn't so much child exploitation with an underager so much as not being able to keep your hands off the merchandise.

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Blazer wrote:
Hey, the old man is definitely a perv, but just checking out the story ...the chick was 18 (thus a "teen"ager). Based on what some of the 18 yr olds look like around here nowadays, I'm guessing this chick dressed up in an elf costume probably looked like she was on her way to a Vivid Video shoot. So, this isn't so much child exploitation with an underager so much as not being able to keep your hands off the merchandise.

If she had been under 18, I'm sure he would've had bigger issues than being barred from the mall. Still, this is much ado about nothing. Unless you're the wife.

He was let go on $1,000 bail, posted by his wife.

That's going to be a pleasant Thanksgiving dinner at Santa's house.

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srossi wrote:
Blazer wrote:
Hey, the old man is definitely a perv, but just checking out the story ...the chick was 18 (thus a "teen"ager). Based on what some of the 18 yr olds look like around here nowadays, I'm guessing this chick dressed up in an elf costume probably looked like she was on her way to a Vivid Video shoot. So, this isn't so much child exploitation with an underager so much as not being able to keep your hands off the merchandise.

If she had been under 18, I'm sure he would've had bigger issues than being barred from the mall. Still, this is much ado about nothing. Unless you're the wife.

He was let go on $1,000 bail, posted by his wife.

That's going to be a pleasant Thanksgiving dinner at Santa's house.


LOL.

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Blazer wrote: Hey, the old man is definitely a perv, but just checking out the story ...the chick was 18 (thus a "teen"ager). Based on what some of the 18 yr olds look like around here nowadays, I'm guessing this chick dressed up in an elf costume probably looked like she was on her way to a Vivid Video shoot. So, this isn't so much child exploitation with an underager so much as not being able to keep your hands off the merchandise.
DQ's my idea, then, unless a "lol i'll pretend u didn't say 18" is relevant for the poster in question.



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